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June 2018

I wish All Might was my dad

Jun 26, 2018

lenin-it-to-win-it:

deku: come over

all might: i cant im fighting crime

deku: my dads not home. actually hes never home and i don’t have a strong father figure in my life 

all might: 

Jun 26, 2018 17,441 notes

grumpytrans:

soldierpallaton:

bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incrediblly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

It looks like the “Creator” of the flag is @/dont-mistake-our-geography, she is an avid MAP supporter and possible MAP herself. She has her main blog in her title under “stennastims” which she says she’ll follow from! So, if you get followed from either! Block them!

📢 PEDOPHILES 🙌 ARE 🙌 NOT 🙌 WELCOME 🙌 IN 🙌 THE 🙌 LGBT+ 🙌 COMMUNITY 📢

Jun 26, 2018 51,442 notes

bigskydreaming:

There are long threads on twitter of doctors and nurses with literal decades of experience in pediatrics, trauma care, and emergency assistance talking about how they’ve tried volunteering their services at any of the centers where immigrant children are being held. Only they’re all being turned away and told DHS would prefer to work with volunteers who are ‘trained specifically for dealing with these situations’. One doctor with sixteen years of experience as a trauma doctor was told she was ‘overqualified.’

No. They’re turning away qualified medical practitioners looking to volunteer for the sake of the children, because said medical practitioners are mandated by law to report any child abuse they witness. The only doctors and nurses they want in those places are ones they can count on not saying anything about what goes on in there.

The fact that these doctors and nurses are trying to volunteer because they WANT to help these kids is literally what’s disqualifying them in the eyes of the evil pieces of shit who are running these places.

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#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

mostlysignssomeportents:

Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

Jun 26, 2018 29,530 notes

allmiddies:

midoriya, after the tournament: so… when was the last time you even used your left side before today?

todoroki, thinking back to a month prior when endeavor told fuyumi to take the chicken outta the freezer 2 thaw when he was gone but she forgot and as they heard his car pull up she vaulted over their couch and threw the frozen chicken at him and in a state of panic he thawed the chicken so fast there were scorch marks on the ceiling that they now blame on remnants of dabi: its hard to say

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angelbabyspice:

wormsounds:

killuo:

wormsounds:

Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed

Yes

You asked for it

ah

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tygermama:

hpinfalsettoland:

the-marvelous-spidey:

hpinfalsettoland:

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid


*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

Peter Parker: earnest and helpful Millennial who helpfully explains memes to old people, who by this point have realized how much Tony hates this and are enjoying trolling him

Jun 26, 2018 28,803 notes

momfricker:

with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect

Jun 26, 2018 82,273 notes

dracenines:

dracenines:

lmao 4chan/reddit nerds are so fucking cranky that the SCP Wiki made their logo rainbow-colored for pride month that they started their own SCP knockoff

“do not complain about politics” say manbabies so fucking angry that someone acknowledged the existence of gay people that they make their own site

Jun 26, 2018 6,699 notes

midsummerfemme:

a young adult novel series where a girl hides her gender to become a knight but in the end it turns out theyre all women pretending to be men so the rest of the books are just abt lesbianism and swords

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cheshireinthemiddle:

mrelisha26:

cheshireinthemiddle:

downpoursofmoonlitraindrops:

cheshireinthemiddle:

88wingding:

mutant-aesthetic:

cheshireinthemiddle:

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

It happens alot.

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.


I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.


And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

Jun 25, 2018 75,879 notes

publicschoolstories:

During musical theater my freshman year, we did a project at the end of the year for a small group musical number. Our leader was a senior boy and the rest of us were freshman girls. Tiny freshman girls. This guy was buff. Every day we had rehearsal in the men’s bathroom in the Theater, since it was always empty, and we stopped a couple times to take cursed images. I showed them my anime girl voice (they were very uncomfortable), cried in the leader’s bathroom, my fellow group member drew him as a bad sonic OC with a giant, throbbing penis, i ate an entire apple and remembered i was allergic after i finished it, and we subscribed him to the Barbie.com newsletter (as well as changed his desktop background to a coloring page from the site and downloaded minecraft 72 times)

Jun 25, 2018 397 notes

serfpunk:

serfpunk:

Comics about bakugou katsuki blasting mineta are the bnha fandoms equivalent of feminist junkrat

If youre at all into bnha, you HAVE to reblog this

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mamoru:

kawaiijohn:

mamoru:

cage-the-loxodon:

mamoru:

ask every single game dev if they will include a character in a wheelchair in their game, and not just one in a hospital. no more wheelchairs as horror props. the worst thing that can happen is being told no. please help me advocate for more representation in video games.

it took me a very long time to be alright with the idea of using a wheelchair because everywhere i looked, wheelchairs were objects of shame. i stayed inside and went nowhere instead of even considering the usage of a wheelchair. i know many are like me. i play a lot of video games because of my health, and many other disabled and chronically ill people do also. we are always playing games. please help us see ourselves, and help encourage those who still feel shame. please help us show others that we exist. wheelchairs are tools of freedom, and they changed my life for the better. everyone deserves to see themselves in games, and it is about time wheelchair users got to.

The Surge, while frustrating to play, had the main character be wheelchair bound near the beginning before being given a full body prosthetic to move normally.

i want wheelchairs normalized, not messages that they should be gotten rid of

all i remember was seeing bently in sly cooper in a wheelchair in the third game AND FULLY PLAYABLE AND MOBILE WITH FUCKIN SICKASS ROCKETS AND SHIT and it made my aunts day bc she didnt ever think she’d get a character like her in a video game

AND ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO MAKE A CHARACTER IN A GAME IN A WHEELCHAIR

sly cooper is a STEALTH PLATFORMER GAME and if the turtle with a chair can be a master thief strategist other gaming companies need to get good and step up their game

edit:  image attatched

wheelchairs in games! wheelchairs in games! wheelchairs in games!

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Jun 24, 2018 2 notes

tazdelightful:

hannahlady:

I want a compilation of the mcelroys college stories and similar pre-podcast stories such as the college games they would play (travis giving that guy a concussion, setting fireworks off in the bathroom, etc), Justin starting a crime drug ring, Justin’s work history and stealing from blockbuster, Griffin getting fired from his job for going to Bonnaroo, Travis being rejected as an uber driver for having a terrible driving history, Justin having terrible credit history cause he bought a bunch of stuff on his first credit card and never paid it off, Travis going on many dates to see Prince of Egypt in theater,

That’s all I can think of off that top of my head but I love these terrible boys

HONESTLY I’m glad these boys landed on podcasting and game journalism because they are literally unsuitable for any other workplace

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Guys we solved one of the biggest plot holes in Balance tonight and the resolution is amazing

asimovsideburns:

tazdelightful:

tazdelightful:

Tonight in chat while I was streaming art/Crystal Kingdom we were discussing who gave the IPRE patches to Tres Horny Boys (gotta be Barry) and how he could have done it. 

Presumably, he didn’t have them on him when he got yeeted off the Starblaster, so he probably got them from Lucretia’s office while he was doing recon as Pringles, right? Smuggling out the patches is a little bit iffy but doable. But how did he get them under the Candlenights bush wrapped and addressed for the boys to find?

This was a couple months or so after Pringles is jailed so the anti-lich wards are already installed and they must be on high alert for folks getting possessed. He wouldn’t have been able to get back in to place the patches. Except.

You guys: Santa exists canonically in the TAZ Balance universe.

Barry visited Santa Claus in his lich form and asked him to deliver presents to his dear friends for Candlenights on the moon and That’s Canon Baby.

This is a great rebuttal to this theory, God bless

Making the delivery is Santa’s gift to Barry, the only lich to ever achieve Nice List status

Jun 24, 2018 2,743 notes

pinkie-whitelloon:

aeonlamb:

when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky

#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F

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allaroundnerd:

f1rstperson:

hollowfacade:

squided:

breadedsinner:

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it. 

“I think my labor is worth a livable amount money” how millennial of you

Yeah, no. Fuck that

Jun 24, 2018 30,801 notes

cerianthecat:

hungrylikethewolfie:

hungrylikethewolfie:

Concept: elves who fully fail to grasp the difference between their lifespan and that of humans. Coming back to a town like “wtf this shop was JUST HERE last decade years ago I don’t understand” “what do you mean Philipp isn’t here this is his house I just visited him 50 years ago” “I’m sorry this potion is HOW MUCH I should be able to get TWELVE for that price!”

Elves still using human slang from 100 years ago because this is how the young people speak these days, yes?

Elves with a smug sense of superiority because their clothing is appropriate trendy who just happened to revisit humans when the fashion had cycled back around.

Elves apologizing profusely because the item they gave a human hero was passed down through three generations and then broke, it lasted less than a century they have embarrassed themselves and their kinfolk with such a shoddy gift.

Elves who commisioned a human craftsman than return to the shop 50+ years later confused that the item has long since been sold to someone else, or hidden away

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timper-tantrum:

youtube is a fuckin mess i got recommended a video of some dude getting butthurt that scp has a pride logo just cos i watch a load of scp stuff 

hey youtube since when do i watch right wing nutballs????? dont give me this shite

like cmon you guys hide content that even remotely mentions lgbt in a good manner but this guy is allowed to flip his lid for 20 minutes just cos the scp website changed its logo for pride month

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